[pulls it again, another one grows back] Or this? SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands? [whips out a Krabby Patty and starts to eat it; cuts back to The Krusty Krab]
Squidward: At last you understand! Especially after, [looks around, gulps] well, you know.
Squidward: Then he'll be coming.
[from the outside, the man lifts his spatula] When Patrick asked the question on every musician’s mind. [the guy walks in the door and up to the counter] Or this, or this, or this, or... What a stupid idea!
SpongeBob: The Slash-Bringing Hasher? We need a new approach, a new tactic. SpongeBob: Good! I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is: [pulls out his clarinet] Clarinet. Hillenburg compared the character’s personality to Laurel and Hardy and Pee-wee Herman. Squidward: [sneaks up on SpongeBob, taps him] He gets ya! Taking out the trash...at night.
Squidward: [interrupts] Except he wasn't a sponge! Three A.M.! [raises eyebrows up and down and giggles] Oh, you crack me up. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice.
SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours! Harold: [interrupts] Dude, can I have some ketchup? Squidward: [takes hat off; leans head on counter] Don't hold back. Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, [tears up the "Closed" sign] welcome to the night shift.
SpongeBob: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin? Credits We truly appreciate your support. Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties ...it happened.
Squidward: It's not true! Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! Narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab.
Now we never have to stop working! Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, how are you doing that without moving the switch?
Squidward: [Sandals walks up to counter; Squidward hands him a baseball bat] Here.
Squidward: You really want to know? He voiced by actor and comedian Tom Kenny and initially arrived on television in the series pilot episode “Help Wanted” on 1 May 1999.
[shows SpongeBob eating his fingernails] And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Patrick: Umm, I got it. SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Night! Please hit me as hard as you can. [wipes tear] I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me!
Squidward: [says to himself] Open 24 hours a day. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me. Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher? But what was that third thing? Web. SpongeBob: [screams] Oh, no! You could be bald and have a big nose.
U.S. viewers (millions): SpongeBob: What? [the guy walks in the door and up to the counter] Squidward: [screams] SpongeBob: He's going to flip me!
Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?
It’s first grade SpongeBob!”, “I don’t get it. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. SpongeBob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! Squidward: So it didn't grow back! [lights flicker on and off; SpongeBob, Squidward, and Richard look over to see a vampire flicking the light switch] When SpongeBob revealed that he has zero parking skills. [leaves] Squidward: "And the lights will flicker on and off." [hands him ketchup] Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. I am a writer in Mob Quotes. 1 Description 2 Role in series 2.1 "Graveyard Shift" 2.2 SpongeBob's Truth or Square 2.3 SpongeBob SquigglePants 2.4 SpongeBob Freestyle Funnies 2018 3 Trivia He has a rusty spatula for a left hand and has dark red eyes and a black hunch-backed body.
[hears a motor, turns his head and opens his eyes wide; a bus pulls up to the Krusty Krab doors] While he described the role, he chose that a “squeaky-clean square” like a kitchen sponge fit the concept. Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today! Tom: [ignores him] I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.
Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. SpongeBob: Ohhhhh. 110 Most Hilarious SpongeBob Quotes (SpongeBob SquarePants), 111 Best Mother Teresa Quotes that Will Change your Perspective on Life, 99 Best Malcolm X Quotes That Represent His Moral Doctrine, 145 Happy Birthday Quotes & Wishes for Your Loved Ones, 150 Short Change Quotes to Inspire Positive Life Growth, 99 Famous Sympathy Quotes on Loss, Death & condolence, 196 Inspiring Leadership Quotes For Students & Organization, 55 Funny Michael Scott Quotes to Ease Your Day at the Office, 151 Memorable Star Wars Quotes that Every Fan Should know, 100 Short Good Quotes about Living a Beautiful Life, 100 Cheating Karma Quotes that will Enlight Your Life. Squidward: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.
I’ve waited years for this moment.
[laughs repeatedly like he did with screaming] [cuts into later in the night.
The hash-slinging slasher.
[the man taps on the door with his spatula] SpongeBob: What? Squidward: That's where the dumpster is, yes.
Get away! SpongeBob: [begging] Tell me the story! [pulls one of his arms out of socket, another one grows back in its place] Or like this? And when he suddenly spat some deep poetry. SpongeBob: [ask with all his extra hands creating a rainbow-like line] So? “You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?”, “Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.”, “Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!”, “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”, “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”. [phone rings, Squidward picks it up] What, what, hello?
Episode №:
There was the lights, [lights flicker on and off] and the phone, [phone rings] and the walls will ooze green slime! SpongeBob: He's going to flip me!
It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here. Squidward: Mr. Krabs..
[pulls it again, another one grows back] Or this? SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands? [whips out a Krabby Patty and starts to eat it; cuts back to The Krusty Krab]
Squidward: At last you understand! Especially after, [looks around, gulps] well, you know.
Squidward: Then he'll be coming.
[from the outside, the man lifts his spatula] When Patrick asked the question on every musician’s mind. [the guy walks in the door and up to the counter] Or this, or this, or this, or... What a stupid idea!
SpongeBob: The Slash-Bringing Hasher? We need a new approach, a new tactic. SpongeBob: Good! I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is: [pulls out his clarinet] Clarinet. Hillenburg compared the character’s personality to Laurel and Hardy and Pee-wee Herman. Squidward: [sneaks up on SpongeBob, taps him] He gets ya! Taking out the trash...at night.
Squidward: [interrupts] Except he wasn't a sponge! Three A.M.! [raises eyebrows up and down and giggles] Oh, you crack me up. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice.
SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours! Harold: [interrupts] Dude, can I have some ketchup? Squidward: [takes hat off; leans head on counter] Don't hold back. Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, [tears up the "Closed" sign] welcome to the night shift.
SpongeBob: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin? Credits We truly appreciate your support. Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties ...it happened.
Squidward: It's not true! Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! Narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab.
Now we never have to stop working! Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, how are you doing that without moving the switch?
Squidward: [Sandals walks up to counter; Squidward hands him a baseball bat] Here.
Squidward: You really want to know? He voiced by actor and comedian Tom Kenny and initially arrived on television in the series pilot episode “Help Wanted” on 1 May 1999.
[shows SpongeBob eating his fingernails] And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Patrick: Umm, I got it. SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Night! Please hit me as hard as you can. [wipes tear] I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me!
Squidward: [says to himself] Open 24 hours a day. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me. Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher? But what was that third thing? Web. SpongeBob: [screams] Oh, no! You could be bald and have a big nose.
U.S. viewers (millions): SpongeBob: What? [the guy walks in the door and up to the counter] Squidward: [screams] SpongeBob: He's going to flip me!
Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?
It’s first grade SpongeBob!”, “I don’t get it. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. SpongeBob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! Squidward: So it didn't grow back! [lights flicker on and off; SpongeBob, Squidward, and Richard look over to see a vampire flicking the light switch] When SpongeBob revealed that he has zero parking skills. [leaves] Squidward: "And the lights will flicker on and off." [hands him ketchup] Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. I am a writer in Mob Quotes. 1 Description 2 Role in series 2.1 "Graveyard Shift" 2.2 SpongeBob's Truth or Square 2.3 SpongeBob SquigglePants 2.4 SpongeBob Freestyle Funnies 2018 3 Trivia He has a rusty spatula for a left hand and has dark red eyes and a black hunch-backed body.
[hears a motor, turns his head and opens his eyes wide; a bus pulls up to the Krusty Krab doors] While he described the role, he chose that a “squeaky-clean square” like a kitchen sponge fit the concept. Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today! Tom: [ignores him] I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.
Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. SpongeBob: Ohhhhh. 110 Most Hilarious SpongeBob Quotes (SpongeBob SquarePants), 111 Best Mother Teresa Quotes that Will Change your Perspective on Life, 99 Best Malcolm X Quotes That Represent His Moral Doctrine, 145 Happy Birthday Quotes & Wishes for Your Loved Ones, 150 Short Change Quotes to Inspire Positive Life Growth, 99 Famous Sympathy Quotes on Loss, Death & condolence, 196 Inspiring Leadership Quotes For Students & Organization, 55 Funny Michael Scott Quotes to Ease Your Day at the Office, 151 Memorable Star Wars Quotes that Every Fan Should know, 100 Short Good Quotes about Living a Beautiful Life, 100 Cheating Karma Quotes that will Enlight Your Life. Squidward: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.
I’ve waited years for this moment.
[laughs repeatedly like he did with screaming] [cuts into later in the night.
The hash-slinging slasher.
[the man taps on the door with his spatula] SpongeBob: What? Squidward: That's where the dumpster is, yes.
Get away! SpongeBob: [begging] Tell me the story! [pulls one of his arms out of socket, another one grows back in its place] Or like this? And when he suddenly spat some deep poetry. SpongeBob: [ask with all his extra hands creating a rainbow-like line] So? “You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?”, “Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.”, “Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!”, “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”, “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”. [phone rings, Squidward picks it up] What, what, hello?
Episode №:
There was the lights, [lights flicker on and off] and the phone, [phone rings] and the walls will ooze green slime! SpongeBob: He's going to flip me!
It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here. Squidward: Mr. Krabs..
[pulls it again, another one grows back] Or this? SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands? [whips out a Krabby Patty and starts to eat it; cuts back to The Krusty Krab]
Squidward: At last you understand! Especially after, [looks around, gulps] well, you know.
Squidward: Then he'll be coming.
[from the outside, the man lifts his spatula] When Patrick asked the question on every musician’s mind. [the guy walks in the door and up to the counter] Or this, or this, or this, or... What a stupid idea!
SpongeBob: The Slash-Bringing Hasher? We need a new approach, a new tactic. SpongeBob: Good! I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is: [pulls out his clarinet] Clarinet. Hillenburg compared the character’s personality to Laurel and Hardy and Pee-wee Herman. Squidward: [sneaks up on SpongeBob, taps him] He gets ya! Taking out the trash...at night.
Squidward: [interrupts] Except he wasn't a sponge! Three A.M.! [raises eyebrows up and down and giggles] Oh, you crack me up. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice.
SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours! Harold: [interrupts] Dude, can I have some ketchup? Squidward: [takes hat off; leans head on counter] Don't hold back. Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, [tears up the "Closed" sign] welcome to the night shift.
SpongeBob: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin? Credits We truly appreciate your support. Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties ...it happened.
Squidward: It's not true! Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! Narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab.
Now we never have to stop working! Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, how are you doing that without moving the switch?
Squidward: [Sandals walks up to counter; Squidward hands him a baseball bat] Here.
Squidward: You really want to know? He voiced by actor and comedian Tom Kenny and initially arrived on television in the series pilot episode “Help Wanted” on 1 May 1999.
[shows SpongeBob eating his fingernails] And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Patrick: Umm, I got it. SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Night! Please hit me as hard as you can. [wipes tear] I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me!
Squidward: [says to himself] Open 24 hours a day. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me. Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher? But what was that third thing? Web. SpongeBob: [screams] Oh, no! You could be bald and have a big nose.
U.S. viewers (millions): SpongeBob: What? [the guy walks in the door and up to the counter] Squidward: [screams] SpongeBob: He's going to flip me!
Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?
It’s first grade SpongeBob!”, “I don’t get it. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. SpongeBob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! Squidward: So it didn't grow back! [lights flicker on and off; SpongeBob, Squidward, and Richard look over to see a vampire flicking the light switch] When SpongeBob revealed that he has zero parking skills. [leaves] Squidward: "And the lights will flicker on and off." [hands him ketchup] Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. I am a writer in Mob Quotes. 1 Description 2 Role in series 2.1 "Graveyard Shift" 2.2 SpongeBob's Truth or Square 2.3 SpongeBob SquigglePants 2.4 SpongeBob Freestyle Funnies 2018 3 Trivia He has a rusty spatula for a left hand and has dark red eyes and a black hunch-backed body.
[hears a motor, turns his head and opens his eyes wide; a bus pulls up to the Krusty Krab doors] While he described the role, he chose that a “squeaky-clean square” like a kitchen sponge fit the concept. Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today! Tom: [ignores him] I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.
Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. SpongeBob: Ohhhhh. 110 Most Hilarious SpongeBob Quotes (SpongeBob SquarePants), 111 Best Mother Teresa Quotes that Will Change your Perspective on Life, 99 Best Malcolm X Quotes That Represent His Moral Doctrine, 145 Happy Birthday Quotes & Wishes for Your Loved Ones, 150 Short Change Quotes to Inspire Positive Life Growth, 99 Famous Sympathy Quotes on Loss, Death & condolence, 196 Inspiring Leadership Quotes For Students & Organization, 55 Funny Michael Scott Quotes to Ease Your Day at the Office, 151 Memorable Star Wars Quotes that Every Fan Should know, 100 Short Good Quotes about Living a Beautiful Life, 100 Cheating Karma Quotes that will Enlight Your Life. Squidward: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.
I’ve waited years for this moment.
[laughs repeatedly like he did with screaming] [cuts into later in the night.
The hash-slinging slasher.
[the man taps on the door with his spatula] SpongeBob: What? Squidward: That's where the dumpster is, yes.
Get away! SpongeBob: [begging] Tell me the story! [pulls one of his arms out of socket, another one grows back in its place] Or like this? And when he suddenly spat some deep poetry. SpongeBob: [ask with all his extra hands creating a rainbow-like line] So? “You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?”, “Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.”, “Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!”, “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”, “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”. [phone rings, Squidward picks it up] What, what, hello?
Episode №:
There was the lights, [lights flicker on and off] and the phone, [phone rings] and the walls will ooze green slime! SpongeBob: He's going to flip me!
It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here. Squidward: Mr. Krabs..
I can't hang out here all night! [a nerdy unnamed guy reaches the counter] Squidward: What!? SpongeBob: You're right! He also said that he was the one who called but he hung up b… But, most people just call him The Ha AHH, because that's all they have time to say before he GETS THEM!" SpongeBob: "The phone will ring and there will be no one there."
[pulls it again, another one grows back] Or this? SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands? [whips out a Krabby Patty and starts to eat it; cuts back to The Krusty Krab]
Squidward: At last you understand! Especially after, [looks around, gulps] well, you know.
Squidward: Then he'll be coming.
[from the outside, the man lifts his spatula] When Patrick asked the question on every musician’s mind. [the guy walks in the door and up to the counter] Or this, or this, or this, or... What a stupid idea!
SpongeBob: The Slash-Bringing Hasher? We need a new approach, a new tactic. SpongeBob: Good! I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is: [pulls out his clarinet] Clarinet. Hillenburg compared the character’s personality to Laurel and Hardy and Pee-wee Herman. Squidward: [sneaks up on SpongeBob, taps him] He gets ya! Taking out the trash...at night.
Squidward: [interrupts] Except he wasn't a sponge! Three A.M.! [raises eyebrows up and down and giggles] Oh, you crack me up. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice.
SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours! Harold: [interrupts] Dude, can I have some ketchup? Squidward: [takes hat off; leans head on counter] Don't hold back. Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, [tears up the "Closed" sign] welcome to the night shift.
SpongeBob: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin? Credits We truly appreciate your support. Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties ...it happened.
Squidward: It's not true! Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! Narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab.
Now we never have to stop working! Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, how are you doing that without moving the switch?
Squidward: [Sandals walks up to counter; Squidward hands him a baseball bat] Here.
Squidward: You really want to know? He voiced by actor and comedian Tom Kenny and initially arrived on television in the series pilot episode “Help Wanted” on 1 May 1999.
[shows SpongeBob eating his fingernails] And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Patrick: Umm, I got it. SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Night! Please hit me as hard as you can. [wipes tear] I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me!
Squidward: [says to himself] Open 24 hours a day. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me. Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher? But what was that third thing? Web. SpongeBob: [screams] Oh, no! You could be bald and have a big nose.
U.S. viewers (millions): SpongeBob: What? [the guy walks in the door and up to the counter] Squidward: [screams] SpongeBob: He's going to flip me!
Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?
It’s first grade SpongeBob!”, “I don’t get it. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. SpongeBob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! Squidward: So it didn't grow back! [lights flicker on and off; SpongeBob, Squidward, and Richard look over to see a vampire flicking the light switch] When SpongeBob revealed that he has zero parking skills. [leaves] Squidward: "And the lights will flicker on and off." [hands him ketchup] Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. I am a writer in Mob Quotes. 1 Description 2 Role in series 2.1 "Graveyard Shift" 2.2 SpongeBob's Truth or Square 2.3 SpongeBob SquigglePants 2.4 SpongeBob Freestyle Funnies 2018 3 Trivia He has a rusty spatula for a left hand and has dark red eyes and a black hunch-backed body.
[hears a motor, turns his head and opens his eyes wide; a bus pulls up to the Krusty Krab doors] While he described the role, he chose that a “squeaky-clean square” like a kitchen sponge fit the concept. Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today! Tom: [ignores him] I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.
Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. SpongeBob: Ohhhhh. 110 Most Hilarious SpongeBob Quotes (SpongeBob SquarePants), 111 Best Mother Teresa Quotes that Will Change your Perspective on Life, 99 Best Malcolm X Quotes That Represent His Moral Doctrine, 145 Happy Birthday Quotes & Wishes for Your Loved Ones, 150 Short Change Quotes to Inspire Positive Life Growth, 99 Famous Sympathy Quotes on Loss, Death & condolence, 196 Inspiring Leadership Quotes For Students & Organization, 55 Funny Michael Scott Quotes to Ease Your Day at the Office, 151 Memorable Star Wars Quotes that Every Fan Should know, 100 Short Good Quotes about Living a Beautiful Life, 100 Cheating Karma Quotes that will Enlight Your Life. Squidward: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.
I’ve waited years for this moment.
[laughs repeatedly like he did with screaming] [cuts into later in the night.
The hash-slinging slasher.
[the man taps on the door with his spatula] SpongeBob: What? Squidward: That's where the dumpster is, yes.
Get away! SpongeBob: [begging] Tell me the story! [pulls one of his arms out of socket, another one grows back in its place] Or like this? And when he suddenly spat some deep poetry. SpongeBob: [ask with all his extra hands creating a rainbow-like line] So? “You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?”, “Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.”, “Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!”, “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”, “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”. [phone rings, Squidward picks it up] What, what, hello?
Episode №:
There was the lights, [lights flicker on and off] and the phone, [phone rings] and the walls will ooze green slime! SpongeBob: He's going to flip me!
It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here. Squidward: Mr. Krabs..
